MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
GUESS WHO FINALLY HAS GRAPES
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In 20 years
- daughter: I really like this celebrity and
- me: pack your bags sweetie we're going to meet your idols.
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my favorite part is that no one is wearing the shirt that gave her the cigarette
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- Someone: can I use your computer for a second
- Me: what do you need I'll look it up for you
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